From: Macaws-Digest-Owner@newwave.net To: Macaws-Digest@newwave.net Subject: Macaws Digest V6 #1839 Reply-To: macaws@newwave.net Errors-To: Macaws-Digest-Owner@newwave.net Precedence: Macaws Digest Saturday, 6 September 1997 Volume 06 : Number 1839 In this issue: Re: workout gear Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! back to the birds Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Re: Michelle Re: x-post/The Alex Foundation Fall Fling Raffle Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Michelle Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Re: Can she unsubscribe with no help? Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Re: Big trouble! Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Re: Big trouble! See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the Macaws or Macaws-Digest mailing lists. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: BYRDBYTE@aol.com Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 18:33:50 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: workout gear Len, I have an ab roller in the den. Makes a great perch for the fids to watch TV! Christie ------------------------------ From: "S-D" Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 15:41:05 -0700 Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Hey Michelle, Now that you are officially a bitch, you can do anything or say anything you want. You don't need to give any explanations, being a bitch is self explanitory. Congratulations, and welcome to the club. Been a upstanding member for years, Stephanie - ---------- > From: Michelle > To: macaws@exoticbird.com > Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! > Date: Saturday, September 06, 1997 12:30 PM > > At 12:20 PM 9/6/97 -0700, you wrote: > >Donna Feinberg wrote: > >> > >> michelle you are a total bitch and so are the rest of you for making fun > >> because we can't get off you people are so stupid you don't even talk > >> about macaws and what you do talk about isn't anything we don't already > >> know. > >WOOOOOW was the longest sentence in history! OH! Mr. > >Guiness.................................................................... > .........................................!!!!!! > > > >ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A dear close friend of Dr.s, wouldn't you > say?? Wonder how many doctorates this one has, oh yeah, this one only has > more macaws and hands on training then me!! Boy, I love the way people throw > their "credencials" around!!! ------------------------------ From: ewemerso@colby.edu (Elizabeth W. Emerson) Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 18:48:19 -0500 Subject: back to the birds diane wrote: >Back to birds: > >You all may (or may not) recall that I was wondering where my B&G, >Prospero, was picking up some of the things he says. He had started yelling >"Help!" when he wanted attention, and then proceeded to elaborate. He now >has an entire routine down. It starts in the evening, if no one is playing >with him. He starts out with "Help!" and then goes on to yell "Blood! >Murder!" and then make a sound like someone is strangling a macaw in the >den. When we finally give up and go in to see what's going on, he gives >this really evil laugh. > >I have *no* idea where he got all this. There's no TV in the den. ohhh dear, diane.... i must confess. you know the odd noises you heard that you thought might be a burglar? it twas i. prospero and i were practising his routine, because he had told jing, who tole another bird who told another bird and so on till fritzie heard that prospero wanted more attention. so never fear, he has your number now! ;} (well it WAS bird related....) ;@}weeßee~~~ ------------------------------ From: "S-D" Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 15:45:51 -0700 Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Their are therapists that specialize in this sort of thing... - ---------- > From: Michelle > To: macaws@exoticbird.com > Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! > Date: Saturday, September 06, 1997 12:03 PM > > At 01:47 PM 9/6/97 -0500, you wrote: > >michelle you are a total bitch and so are the rest of you for making fun > >because we can't get off you people are so stupid you don't even talk > >about macaws and what you do talk about isn't anything we don't already > >know. > > ------------------------------ From: NINA & AL Date: Sat, 06 Sep 1997 17:57:25 -0700 Subject: Re: Michelle Knowledgeable question? Let's have fun! Nina ------------------------------ From: NINA & AL Date: Sat, 06 Sep 1997 18:24:44 -0700 Subject: Re: x-post/The Alex Foundation Fall Fling Raffle This weekend Alex and Irene are at the Holiday Inn North by Newark Airport lecturing at the Real Macaw Bird Club's Expo. Come personally, if you are in the tri-state area, Sunday. There is more: Layne Dicker, raffles, vendors... Nina Wegner ------------------------------ From: Michelle Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 16:56:23 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Thanks for the great welcome into the club, Stephanie!! You know, this all started out so innocent. I felt bad for poor Marti when she was just trying to help Al and was responded to like she was stupid. Never thought it would come to this!! Heck, join a macaw mailing list and end up being added to a new group at the same time!! So when do I get added to the group that gets free birds?? LOL! Michelle At 03:41 PM 9/6/97 -0700, you wrote: >Hey Michelle, >Now that you are officially a bitch, you can do anything or say anything >you want. You don't need to give any explanations, being a bitch is self >explanitory. Congratulations, and welcome to the club. >Been a upstanding member for years, >Stephanie > >---------- >> From: Michelle >> To: macaws@exoticbird.com >> Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! >> Date: Saturday, September 06, 1997 12:30 PM >> >> At 12:20 PM 9/6/97 -0700, you wrote: >> >Donna Feinberg wrote: >> >> >> >> michelle you are a total bitch and so are the rest of you for making >fun >> >> because we can't get off you people are so stupid you don't even talk >> >> about macaws and what you do talk about isn't anything we don't >already >> >> know. >> >WOOOOOW was the longest sentence in history! OH! Mr. >> >>Guiness.................................................................... > >> .........................................!!!!!! >> > >> >ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A dear close friend of Dr.s, wouldn't >you >> say?? Wonder how many doctorates this one has, oh yeah, this one only has >> more macaws and hands on training then me!! Boy, I love the way people >throw >> their "credencials" around!!! > > ------------------------------ From: Michelle Date: Sat, 06 Sep 1997 15:56:12 -0700 Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! I guess we now have proved that All females named Michelle are bitches...anymore questions? michelle b At 01:05 PM 9/6/97 -0600, you wrote: >At 12:07 PM 9/6/97 -0700, you wrote: >>At 01:47 PM 9/6/97 -0500, Donna Feinberg wrote: >>>michelle you are a total bitch and so are the rest of you for making fun >>>because we can't get off you people are so stupid you don't even talk >>>about macaws and what you do talk about isn't anything we don't already >>>know. >>> >> >> >>Yeah! Like I already knew michelle was a bitch. (VBG) >> >>Jodie >> >> >>Jodie, well, I sure would like to know who told you so I can "bitch" them >out! LMAO! >Michelle (Queen Bitch!) > > > ------------------------------ From: Len Zielenski Date: Sat, 06 Sep 1997 15:44:01 -0700 Subject: Michelle At 01:05 PM 9/6/97 -0600, you wrote: >>Yeah! Like I already knew michelle was a bitch. (VBG) >> >>Jodie >>Jodie, well, I sure would like to know who told you so I can "bitch" them >out! LMAO! >Michelle (Queen Bitch!) PLEASE! My sensitive ears can't take this. Can't we just call you Queen B? Len ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lenz@earthlink.net lenz32@aol.com lenz@juno.com AKA Evenlen BabyLee(YNA),Gandalf(CAG),Moose(Scarlet),Candy(Caninde),BigGuy (B&G),Rebel(GW),Max(MSC),Booboo(citron),Dug(TAG),Ollie(Patty), Radar(HawkHead),and the breeder greys Ferdinand and Isabella ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ From: Len Zielenski Date: Sat, 06 Sep 1997 15:47:34 -0700 Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! At 02:23 PM 9/6/97 -0500, you wrote: >jodi, i signed up on on this list because i thought they would have >intelligent people like the Dr. on her but obvilously i was wrong. AMF >figure this one out. Anyone else notice how "the Dr." and Ms. Mollucan all type in lower case and can't spell? Coincidence? Believe It Or Not. Mr. Ripley ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lenz@earthlink.net lenz32@aol.com lenz@juno.com AKA Evenlen BabyLee(YNA),Gandalf(CAG),Moose(Scarlet),Candy(Caninde),BigGuy (B&G),Rebel(GW),Max(MSC),Booboo(citron),Dug(TAG),Ollie(Patty), Radar(HawkHead),and the breeder greys Ferdinand and Isabella ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ From: "S-D" Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 16:02:47 -0700 Subject: Re: Can she unsubscribe with no help? That's Ms. Bitch to the rude person who has a problem getting off! - ---------- > From: Michelle > To: macaws@exoticbird.com > Subject: Re: Can she unsubscribe with no help? > Date: Saturday, September 06, 1997 11:34 AM > > At 01:28 PM 9/6/97 -0500, you wrote: > >look bitch we have done what they told us to do and it won't work. > > > >WHOA!! This is the Macaw mailing list, not the dog mailing list. If she is > a female anything, it would have to be a HEN!!!!! LMAO! Boy, this list has a > record for number of tactless people, I swear!! In fact, I am on my way to > call Guinness!!! > Michelle > Zeke, I am a cock, and proud of it!!! ------------------------------ From: Michelle Date: Sat, 06 Sep 1997 15:59:04 -0700 Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Hmmm when did the good Dr switch to webtv? michelle b At 02:23 PM 9/6/97 -0500, you wrote: >jodi, i signed up on on this list because i thought they would have >intelligent people like the Dr. on her but obvilously i was wrong. AMF >figure this one out. > > ------------------------------ From: Michelle Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 17:05:36 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: Big trouble! At 06:32 PM 9/6/97 +0000, you wrote: > >Boy o boy -- wait 'til Barry gets back and sees how bad we've been >while he was gone. Boy, are we going to be in big trouble! > > > David B. Gillie > WESTLAKE * CAPRA * PUIG * BORSHOFF > Film & Television Partnership, L.L.C. > Wilmington, North Carolina USA > paradise@mail2.wilmington.net > >Oh man, David!! This is worse than waiting for Dad to get home after the school called Mom for misbehaving!!Do we have to tell him what he did or is their someone that will do it for us? I hate having to recant all the bad things I did!! Can I blame it on Deanna???? He won't make us go in the backyard and cut our own switches, will he??? If I cry really hard and act like I am really sorry, will he be easier on me?? Okay, that's it, I learned my lesson, I WILL NOT RESPOND TO FLAMES! I WILL NOT RESPOND TO FLAMES! I WILL NOT RESPOND TO FLAMES! (Just pretend that was typed 100 times!) Anyway, I really love macaws. Barry, how are your birds? What kinds do you have? Please share some of your expertise with us. (Is that obvious butt-kissing?) Michelle(holding her head down in shame) Zeke (very ashamed of Mom too!) ------------------------------ From: "S-D" Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 16:07:33 -0700 Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! Don't know about the free birds club, but there are a couple of folks that should be in the free Prozac's club... - ---------- > From: Michelle > To: macaws@exoticbird.com > Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! > Date: Saturday, September 06, 1997 3:56 PM > > Thanks for the great welcome into the club, Stephanie!! You know, this all > started out so innocent. I felt bad for poor Marti when she was just trying > to help Al and was responded to like she was stupid. Never thought it would > come to this!! Heck, join a macaw mailing list and end up being added to a > new group at the same time!! So when do I get added to the group that gets > free birds?? LOL! > Michelle > At 03:41 PM 9/6/97 -0700, you wrote: > >Hey Michelle, > >Now that you are officially a bitch, you can do anything or say anything > >you want. You don't need to give any explanations, being a bitch is self > >explanitory. Congratulations, and welcome to the club. > >Been a upstanding member for years, > >Stephanie > > > >---------- > >> From: Michelle > >> To: macaws@exoticbird.com > >> Subject: Re: Please immediately remove my name from your mailing list !! > >> Date: Saturday, September 06, 1997 12:30 PM > >> > >> At 12:20 PM 9/6/97 -0700, you wrote: > >> >Donna Feinberg wrote: > >> >> > >> >> michelle you are a total bitch and so are the rest of you for making > >fun > >> >> because we can't get off you people are so stupid you don't even talk > >> >> about macaws and what you do talk about isn't anything we don't > >already > >> >> know. > >> >WOOOOOW was the longest sentence in history! OH! Mr. > >> > >>Guiness................................................................... ------------------------------ From: "S-D" Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 16:08:32 -0700 Subject: Re: Big trouble! and we're gonna say it was all your fault! - ---------- > From: David Gillie > To: macaws@exoticbird.com > Subject: Big trouble! > Date: Saturday, September 06, 1997 11:32 AM > > > Boy o boy -- wait 'til Barry gets back and sees how bad we've been > while he was gone. Boy, are we going to be in big trouble! > > > David B. Gillie > WESTLAKE * CAPRA * PUIG * BORSHOFF > Film & Television Partnership, L.L.C. > Wilmington, North Carolina USA > paradise@mail2.wilmington.net ------------------------------ End of Macaws Digest V6 #1839 ***************************** To subscribe to Macaws-Digest, send the command: subscribe macaws-digest in the body of a message to "majordomo@newwave.net". 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